January 18, 2012 • 5 notes

Uhh...

me: so i finished the hunger games
i haven't talked to anyone about it
erin: you got to the end then, obviously.
me: ...
i mean
yeah.
December 13, 2011 • 2 notes

All caps.

Erin: no need to go back to the all caps.
me: WHY NOT?
Erin: because if i all cap everything, caps loses its impact.
me: NUH UH
actually, it looks funny when you're not capsing but i am
Erin: it's like, if I wear all black all the time, how's anyone supposed to known when I'm feeling ESPECIALLY Winona Rydery-in-the-mid-90s?
me: whoa
i just wheezed
Erin: like a cat?
me: WHAT?
Erin: DO YOU HAVE HAIRBALLS?
me: what kind of cats do you have that wheeze?
no
i was laughing at you so hard
November 22, 2011

We're getting old.

me: i feel like i'm aging out of the internet at 25
me: it's MOVING TOO FAST
Liz: the other day i called pop music 'noise' and then whined about wanting to hear 'real' music
November 13, 2011

We're special.

me: hello1
Erin: oh HAIR there.
er, HAI.
me: wow
November 7, 2011 • 8 notes

Pics, plz.

me: do you have a picture [of the guy you're dating]?
Christine: Yeah. He's [so and so] on Facebook.
me: he... looks like a hillbilly
Christine: Ha. That's a joke photo.
me: thankgoodness
Christine: But I find it oddly sexy.
me: well, that's why you're together.
Christine: Normally he doesn't wear a wife beater or carry a shotgun
me: that's awesome
important things i look for in a man
November 4, 2011 • 12 notes

Workin on my night cheeeeeese.

me: i just thought of a ridiculous halloween costume
for couples
but only with brown haired nerdy girls
the girl goes as liz lemon, the guy goes as night cheese!
Berrak: hahaha
me: what goes better together than liz lemon and night cheese?
Berrak: PB&J?
me: okay, fine, you win
October 27, 2011 • 3 notes

What was the word?

me: i wish one of us had indispensable income so we could acquire this hat for you.
Erin: damn.
i really, REALLY feel like everything in my life would go better if I had that had.
hat.
me: err, dispensable
lol
EXPENDABLE
that's the word i was looking for
Erin: disposable?
me: YES
omg
i'm an idiot
October 27, 2011 • 2 notes

I blame pants.

Erin: so I just ... fell. on my ass.
me: i saw
Erin: i blame pants.
me: i... what?
Erin: i didn't want to put on pants this afternoon.
and what happens when I do?
I FALL DOWN.
therefore, pants.
October 26, 2011 • 5 notes

SAVE THE BABIES.

Lisa: quick question: email newsletters, do they ever deserve a subject line in all caps?
me: nope
Lisa: didn't think so thanks
me: what's teh example?
maybe if it's like an urgent action
Lisa: no
it's their fucking newsletter
me: maybe like ACT NOW or WATCH NOW
or GIVE NOW TO SAVE THE BABIES WHO DRESS LIKE PEEPS
Lisa: it's cool andrew has insurance
October 20, 2011

Boobs are weird.

me: Today's devastating discovery: my right boob is SO MUCH SMALLER than my left boob.
Erin: Weirdly, I was JUST researching this the other day.
me: Uhh. Ok?
Erin: I was bored. And Googling stuff.
me: So, what were the reasons?
Erin: Boobs are weird. Scientific Fact.